Cute philosophy about cultures..

  

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  Patrick Thoms ·  Top Commenter

  Nazism:
  You have two cows.
  The government takes them both and shoots you in the head.

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  Anna Mašová

  Czech corporation: You have two cows. A distrainer takes both of them, saying you own his client money, though there is no legal proof for it. You go to the police - they don't mind and tell you to be happy that it's just two cows. You decide to take it to the court... And 10 years later, they decide that you MIGHT be a victim of fraud, but it doesn't matter anyway because both the distrainer and his client will get a presidental pardon.

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  Vinicius Tulher · Follow · Works at Lubru Construções Ltda.

  Canadian Corporation: "You have 2 cows and they're both sorry..."

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  Gustavo Barreto Passos · Follow ·  Top Commenter · Student at Universidade Estadual de Campinas

  Muuuu

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  Daniel Moura · Follow ·  Top Commenter · Universidade Federal de Rondônia

  Korean corporation: You have two cows. You train them and genetically modifies them so that they'll produce more milk than any cow in the world. You sell the milk and your company grows into a multinational corporation. Then, the american corporation sues you because you use the same cow technology as them.
  
  Brazilian corporation: You have two cows, you wonder what to do with the cows and sell the rights of using the cows for 0.01% of their real price to the Korean corporation. The Korean corporation charges you for the milk the cows produce, then.

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  Jean Carlos R · Follow · San Juan, Puerto Rico

  In Soviet Russia two cows have you!

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  Daniel Jensen · Works at Pappa betalar

  I'm too lazy to read the Venture Capatalism one..

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  Нинџа Корњача ·  Top Commenter · Works at Градинка за Покемони

  Russian Corporation: You have two cows. They milk you.

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  Licenciado Trigo ·  Top Commenter · Abogado Fiscal Corporativo at Join Business

  Mexican Corporation: You have two cows, you pay the milkers 3 pesos the liter, you put a Santa Clara stick on it and resell it at 15 pesos per liter.

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  Francisco Alexandre ·  Top Commenter · Colégio Andrade Corvo

  Correction: Comunism- You have two cows, State takes them and makes a National Milk production boasts efficiency and with the economy planing makes enough milk for everybody.

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    Ian Silva

    Actually, that should be Socialism. Communism has no State...

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