Czech corporation: You have two cows. A distrainer takes both of them, saying you own his client money, though there is no legal proof for it. You go to the police - they don't mind and tell you to be happy that it's just two cows. You decide to take it to the court... And 10 years later, they decide that you MIGHT be a victim of fraud, but it doesn't matter anyway because both the distrainer and his client will get a presidental pardon.
Korean corporation: You have two cows. You train them and genetically modifies them so that they'll produce more milk than any cow in the world. You sell the milk and your company grows into a multinational corporation. Then, the american corporation sues you because you use the same cow technology as them.
Brazilian corporation: You have two cows, you wonder what to do with the cows and sell the rights of using the cows for 0.01% of their real price to the Korean corporation. The Korean corporation charges you for the milk the cows produce, then.
Correction: Comunism- You have two cows, State takes them and makes a National Milk production boasts efficiency and with the economy planing makes enough milk for everybody.
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