A Man Walks Into A Soviet Car Showroom...

A man goes into the Soviet car showroom and asks to buy a car. The disinterested salesman doesn’t even put out his cigarette and says, “We only take 100% cash payments.” The man puts down a bag full of roubles on the table. The salesman sits up and counts them greedily. “The only colour is grey,” he informs the customer as he counts. “No problem,” the man replies. “When will it arrive?” The salesman slowly looks through a dog-eared book and says “Mmm…….five years from today.” The customer nods sagely; and then asks “Morning or afternoon?” “What do you care morning or afternoon?” asks the salesman “It’s five years from now!” “Well,” says the customer, “I am getting my fridge in the morning.”